Writer - Steve Goldman
Director - Mark Croasdale
Cactus - Oliver Lovatt
Jerry - Paul Holliday
Sophie (recorded) - Natalie Romaro
Cacti. What motivates them? Have they special powers? Why do they feel the need to fantasise?
Jerry is a mid-level office worker with an arrogant overbearing boss, a flaky on/off girlfreind and an unusual cactus which happens to be his best friend. After cactus overhears an answer-macine message from Jerry's girlfriend, cactus suddenly has the upper hand and uses his new knowledge to get everything he's ever wanted; attention, love and water!